Oh hi...

-I am your mirror.
-No, I am YOUR mirror.
-I love you.
-I care for you.
-Fair enough.
-I thought so.
-Will you be home...later.
-Who knows?
-Who cares?
-Not I.
-Nor I.
-I hate you.
-And I you.
-Our hair is flawless.
-Obvi.