So, I ditch you for a far superior and much hotter former supermodel. And you resort to this bullshit. A dumpy, shapeless, robin-egg blue frock with mismatched tights and fucking olive suede slouchy boots.
Trying to be a fall...In the summer no less!
With mother-fucking Viktor & Rolf in attendance.
Have I taught you nothing!
Oh, and btw, the camera SO does NOT love you.