3-time Globe winner and serial squinter Renée Zellweger dragged out her best go-to Herrera, which in her defense, looked much better on camera. Everybody gets one.
You better watch your back, Mendes...
...'Cause La Lopez is back. Or at least fronting a comeback as she often does--on the backless back of a show-stealing dress. Maybe next time, though, you could dump that squirrel huz of yours and opt for some more chic and less cheek.
82 and still stunning, How do you do it, Demi? Well, I think we all have an idea how you do it, so I guess it's really a question of how much, Demi?
Les Jolie-PittsBride Wars now, don't cha? Still, glorious in Armani Privé.
You're the biggest stars in the world and the truest reincarnation of the Hollywood power couples of yore; Hepburn and Tracy, Leigh and Olivier, Burton and Taylor...would it kill you to step it up a bit, Angie? Sure you have no chance of winning, but you gotta show these young sluts how it's done by an old slut from way back.
Bravo to you, Maggs; risking an asymmetrical, belted leopard-print Lanvin. A bold choice, but like most of your work since your breakthrough role in 2002's Secretary, you pull it off with mixed, albeit adorable, results.
Sir Thomas Cruise
When I first saw my little Tom-Tom drum, looking 20 years younger and 15 lbs lighter, I thought someone must have had a barrel of work done. Then, upon noticing the absence of his better half (2/3?), it became clear that he had, naturally absorbed his young wife, after feeding off of her soul for the pst few years. You can't argue with those results.
There are the forgettable tarts who are hot for a minute and then fade away, if we're all lucky, into relative obscurity, cough, Rihanna. And then there are the Divas. The disillusioned, larger-than-life wonder women who continue to greedily pursue an acting career and all one can do is step back and say, 'Wow, she looks really good in that wig.'
Oh hi. Arriving with a fresh effervescnece (stoned) arm in arm with the incomparable Jessica Lange, Drew brought out the bombshell hair and the Dior Haute Couture and I said, throwing up my kimono'd arms in delight, 'Finally, this is Hollywood!' Crazy, kooky and above all, glamorous.
You've come a long way from Cruel Intentions 2, Ms. Adams. Further than most people in the first Cruel intentions, actually...save the Witherspoon, natch.