Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Oh hi...

Here I was, innocently trying to enjoy my view of Spain...what's that? Braw-Sill. Bra-Seal. Brazil. Well, why don't you speak up a little?!

Here I was, enjoying my view of...Brazil, gazing out into the wonder and the majesty of the city of Brazil when I was bomber jacketed by all these...people.

Can't a multi-hyphenate global phenomenon just be a real girl for a second or does Sasha Fierce have to come out and start regulatin' in this bitch?

You don't want to see me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry. I grow a robot hand and start throwing my hair around like one of those medieval mace things.

Now put your hands up! And get outta my way, I'm late for dinner with my alleged husband!

1 comment:

與毛 said...

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