Here I am doll!
Who made this dress? Who cares. Look at me - does it really matter. I'm literally 78 years old and wearing a wrinkled up trash bag with stir-up leggings peeking out and I still look flawless.
Do you think you would get a second glance if it was on the short-legged bitch Kate? No wonder they wanted all of us to wear short dresses since that midget somehow fucked her way into being a chair. I refuse to allow my statuesque beauty to be hampered so that cunt can elongate herself.
Suck on that Moss.