Icon of the Week: Oh hi...

Where the fuck am I? Who the fuck are you? Did someone leave one of Alvin's chipmunks behind? Hey, you're kinda cute. And you can't even shave yet. Have we fucked ? Why are you standing on your tippy tooouuooes like that? What do you mean there's a butt plug up your ass? I think this may be loooouuuoove. Now get me a strawberry milkshake so I can dip your genitals in it and then we can talk about those little aliens you keep talking about. I'm intrigued.