Well, I'm in love. This little hottie has my heart -- he ate my heart out -- with his spot-on Gaga dolls.
Mattel, you're irrelevant. Push these into mass production and gain back that market share from those bobble-headed Bratz skanks.
A very large part of me just wants to drench this in blood and hang it from the ceiling of my apartment. And cue my theme for Christmas 2010.
And finally, an outfit befitting a queen. A real lady one too.