Thursday, January 7, 2010
Inner Monologue: Strap me into a sky-high tranny heel and turn me loose. Walking, working, uh-oh wobbling--fall without falling! And deathdrop! Flat on my ass and they're still rolling. Give it, Karlie! High fashion shrug! Get up with a hunch, atta girl. No one's suspected a thing. Throw it on the cover of Vogue Italia and call it a damn day. I'll be pretending to eat in my dressing room if you need me.