I Sense a Theme

Men as furniture? Here, the beyond gorgeous Andres Velencoso Segura gives an unknown Zanotti-clad foot a step up. Hopefully 2010 is the year where beautiful men finally realize their full potential and are used as the lifeless props we always knew they were.

And yes, I am bitter. Very.

Things We'd Squat On Akimbo // Andres V

Honestly, we lose faith in magazines sometimes. The repeated themes, the safe styling, the same faces over again; it creases with worry many a well-moisturized brow here in the AnA loft. Then across our desk trots this month's Spanish Vanity Fair.

Now THIS is how I want things done! Banana Republic face Andres V? Check. Naked sensualitas Eugenia Silva and Nieves Alvares bending and crouching all over his stuff? Check. A nip, two pairs of bared buttocks, and assorted caressing? Done, done and DONE. Trust the Spanish to know how to work, this is what I want from now on! You hear me Anna?