Showing posts with label Heidi Klum. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Heidi Klum. Show all posts

Monday, May 11, 2009

Klum Akimbo // Meow Eyes

A lightly sedated Ms. Ross predicted great things from this shoot of Fraulein Klum dragging it up in a sensible tranny heel. The end result: a seductive cover of German Vogue hearkening us to return to the Rhineland and bake some Roggenmischbrot! It's heil glamour!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Heidi Klum to Nina Garcia: Shady Pines Ma!


Well this is a bit distressing. We here at the AnA loft are a little perplexed about the Weinstein Co.'s decision to move Project Runway to Lifetime, hence our quizzical hunches around the vodka cooler. Now, don' get us wrong, no one loves their Lifetime more than the gays, but the channel has never been, shall we say, cool. Their show line-up consists mostly of old shows that people love and newer shows that no one could give a pair of orange Crocs about. Add to that the fact that they've recently lost their golden luster to The Hallmark Channel and the move doesn't quite inspire our confidence. Is this a sign that Runway's tickety tack tranny days are numbered or that Lifetime is stepping up its proverbial game to appeal to a younger, hipper, gayer (if that's at all possible) demographic?

PJ Runway, long the jewel of Bravo's princess tiara, helped propel the channel to what it is today: a big ole gay wet dream with such fagtastic hits as The Real Housewives of Orange County, New York, Atlanta and most recently, New Jersey. Before La Klum first stomped down the catwalk in 2004 and Auf'd her first wannabe couturier, Bravo was vaguely artsy fartsy. Since then, however, it has dropped all of its pretension and most of its dignity with one reality show after another. As a result, its ratings and pop culture appeal have soared. Perhaps Lifetime hopes that Klum and Co. will do the same for them, or maybe the Weinsteins just got a better deal and expect their loyal viewers to remain loyal. After all, where else will we get our dishy dose of drama in the high-waisted, high pressure world of fashion? Where, I ask you?

By the way, the previews for The Fashion Show literally put us to bed last night. They even tucked us in and shut out the light. Competition is the new black. Really? As much as we LOVE Isaac, and acknowledge Kelly Rowland's minor contributions to Destiny's Child, we're not quite sold yet. Stay tuned, kids.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Year of the Tranny Heel

2009 is the year of the tranny heel: dangerously high, spiky, oddly shaped, perfect for stomping homophobes and other sloppy, inbred types. Here resident alien Heidi Klum poses on Rodeo Drive for German Vogue in Alexander McQueen's awesomely amazing 12-in thigh-high boot.

Ferocious.

P.S. AnA wants its pose back:

who dat