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Darling, be honest with me. Do I look fat against this ladder? I’ve never had to pose with anything frailer than I am. Even when that cunt
Geri Halliwell lost 400 lbs, she still looked like a house in
comparison. Just make sure you Photoshop an extra 10 lbs onto this blasted contraption. Give it a double rung, throw it in a muumuu, something for god's sake! I will NOT be upstaged in my own Armani ad. Now, if you'll excuse me, this ponytail isn't going to swing itself.
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