Mouthed and Agape / If You Like It Then You Better Put A Quilted Chanel Doughnut In It

Words are utterly failing me in my attempt to describe the perfection of this editorial. Finally something worth celebrating!! Something that actually leaves me speechless (so speeeeechleeesss).

Sure, the other plus-size photos were OK - but we, girls, have reached epic proportions in this gem.

All Chanel, all blonde, all gaping, all tits, all tranny, all eleganza extravanganza.

This bitch owns everything... and if you're looking, I'm pretty sure you can find it under one of those rolls.