Spanish Linebacker Akimbo

Someone took to Carmen Kass' glorious mane in May's Spanish Vogue with a bottle of hairspray and a round brush to achieve the sort of blown up hair and exaggerated shoulders that really personifies 1980s power glam.

Love a sneer and a cigarette. Also love that this sort of power suiting can be rendered chic in black.

Oh shalom...

Russia!

No, this isn't '97... )although by the styling who can fucking tell. It really is me, Mr. Kravitz!

So, you've all probably been wondering : "Where have all the hot, bl-ewish, well-dressed, 'straight' rockstars gone?" Well comrades, here I am, inexplicably gracing the cover of Vogue Russia.

I know, my dreads are gone... as is my youthful glow (and relevance to pop culture), but it is me - I swear! I have no idea who this blonde chick is, but I do love posing next to her.

How is this angle?

I've got to run now. I would've referenced one of my songs if only I can actually remember any of them... oh well, Ciao!

xoxo

Uncle Lenny