Anniversary Akimbo // Black Biotch!

Remember the 'Black Issue' of Italian Vogue?

It sent the fashion world aflutter and AnA will never forget the epic snarling and hopping of the ferocious Sessilee Lopez and Mr. Meisel's commentary on race. Well, the issue broke out one year ago. In honor of that issue, which continues to sell well at magazine stores, take a look at the editor's hilarious July 2009 supplement: a hilarious homage to Black Barbie! AnA celebrates this landmark with our favorite story: Champagne Furs, starring Toccara's enormously gorgeous breasts!

Oh Shalom...

Here I am doll!

Who made this dress? Who cares. Look at me - does it really matter. I'm literally 78 years old and wearing a wrinkled up trash bag with stir-up leggings peeking out and I still look flawless.

Do you think you would get a second glance if it was on the short-legged bitch Kate? No wonder they wanted all of us to wear short dresses since that midget somehow fucked her way into being a chair. I refuse to allow my statuesque beauty to be hampered so that cunt can elongate herself.

Suck on that Moss.

Spanish Linebacker Akimbo

Someone took to Carmen Kass' glorious mane in May's Spanish Vogue with a bottle of hairspray and a round brush to achieve the sort of blown up hair and exaggerated shoulders that really personifies 1980s power glam.

Love a sneer and a cigarette. Also love that this sort of power suiting can be rendered chic in black.