Gay Face Akimbo

Our surly, British pocket boyfriend, Ed Westwick, dandies it up for the epic July issue of GQ, donning must-have looks for Fall.

A.) Damn you GQ for bringing up the Fall when it’s technically not even Summer yet.
B.) Ed’s dating Jessica Szhor? Really? Her?
C.) And he's roommates with Chace Crawford?

To channel the Gossip Girl herself, I smell a beard from Brooklyn who shouldn’t come a-knockin if the penthouse is a-rockin’.

As for the clothes, I still haven’t done any of my summer shopping yet so I refuse to acknowledge that they even exist.

80s Flashback Akimbo

Monday's GG was a love note to the 80s, a decade often cited as the worse for fashion, music and...life. Well, those people who hate on the 80s obviously have no sense of humor. The last episode gave us some definitive 80s looks in the best way possible: a good ole-fashioned fashion montage.

The young Lily Rhodes tries on her electric neon spandex, with a say-something legging; a belted pleather dress with ginormous earrings; and a plaid skirt/belly shirt combo with suspenders; all looks AnA has rocked in the last 2 weeks. She eventually settled on this gem:

Bold shoulder. Polka dot tiered dress. Givenchy heel. Ripped leggings. On trend and on point.

Meanwhile, in the present, the kids had their prom and this being the Upper East Side, let's just say Blair and Serena didn't go the Macy's route.

Marchesa march.

Twirl, tranny.

There really is no other show on TV that loves fashion (or inspires personal wardrobe choices) as much as GG. What will we do this summer when the girls are on hiatus? Besides get a life, natch.

(Cosm)Oh hi...

Between lighting up the screen on a certain A-list show on a certain C-list network, and strolling the red carpet in eccentric couture, I like to hunch with one hand on a bony hip, below which the word 'bitch' is strategically placed. Sure, it's Cosmo and not a certain well-past its prime fashion bible, but a girl's gotta start somewhere. Unless that girl hitches her travelling pants to a certain devilish, Prada-wearing editrix and rides it til the wheels fall off. Not that I'm jealous. Certainly not.

Gossip Goyim

Gossip Girl returned from hiatus last night and thankfully returned to form as well. We could not handle anymore re-runs, or even worse, any more secret sex club shenanigans. Not even Chuck Fucking Bass can pull that one off and girl mixes plaids like a blind tartan hooker.

But back to business. The episode "Seder Anything", besides being unfortunately titled, was fun and as fresh as the CW series can muster, but more importantly it was fashion heaven. Give us a Ceceil Beaton day at the races My Fair Lady reference any day.

And Blair Waldorf, who is quickly becoming our favorite underdog (really, NYU?) stole the show (per usual) with a flawless burgundy hair band and ruffled collar cocktail dress, paired with a stunning olive green coat.

Even sad sack Serena got our attention with this eye-catching neon cerulean coat, that is when she wasn't making time with that British uber-hunk.

You better work, tranny.

Keep up the good work, GG. With Drag Race tucking and turning it across the country, Monday nights need your particular brand of bitchery.

Lick It Up

It's no secret which Gossip Girl ingenue AnA favors. One is dead-eyed and boring while the other knows how to deep throat.

Which one would you choose?