The Horse Whisperer

That's it Simon, hold that filly til we can get her back in the stables. Who left the doors open? Ugh, and she got into the couture!

Break-My-Hymen-Simon Akimbo / Beauty and the Brood

Our deep and at times disturbing love for Simon Nessman continues unabated. A certified posing genius, no one can scowl and make it as sexy or as adorable as our large-headed lothario. Add a bowed blouse to the equation and who can ask for anything more?

Whip It Akimbo

Simon, giving it, per usual.

Break-My-Hymen Simon Akimbo / Vers in Versace

Apparently someone important has been reading our little blog, because our number one beau, Simon Nessman is just everywhere.

Meisel I'm looking at you...

Oops-There-Goes-My-Kids-All-Over-Your-Face Akimbo / Fuck The Homeless

Not the women obviously...

But seriously, I know we obsess with one Mr. Simon Nessman, but don't you want to just lick him clean? Throw out that bathtub girls!! Now, get down on your knees and LICK up all that perfection.

I'd love to lick that ass too... Too far?

I know the whole spread (and covers) are epic and highly worthy of analysis... but here at AnA we like to focus on what's really important in fashion: hotness.

Oops-There-Goes-My-Kids-All-Over-Your-Face Akimbo / Campaign Cruisin'

Kerry or Simon??

Kerry's body is pretty ridiculous, but the pose and the motorcycle in Simon's campaign are stunning. Plus, that face and those curls... What do you queens think?

Hallowed Be Thy Mane / The Bottega Blow vs. The Fendi Fan

Boys vs. Girls

Who did it better?

The boys obviously look stunning (not to mention Maier served up the best show so far - the colors (!!!), the textures, the pants - all amazing). 

But the drama and height on the girls, may give Fendi the win...

But then again there's Simon... 

And he always takes the win. 

Givenchy Again Akimbo

To follow up on our Givenchy campaign preview, here is a quick look at the men for a hot minute of ogling. Check out our boyfriend Simon Nessman and his ever improving head of hair, which this season has been flat-ironed into a severe bowl cut that is adorable.

Leggings, kids, and they shine. Also check out our girlfriends' Givenchy preview at bon mauvais gout.

Popped Collar Akimbo // Simon

Rugby. Prep School à la Ralph Lauren never looked as amazing as on AnA's personal bushy haired God, Simon Nessman.

Simon. What AnA would do in life to be that bike seat. Or that camcorder, held tenderly in your large strong hands. Or that graphic sweater, stretched across your broad muscular chest. We'd punish you in detention! Oh dear, I'm all a-flushed!

More Where That Came From Akimbo // Denim Hangers

The inspired Ms. Streisand treated us earlier this week to some prime beef, so here are some more shots from that Numéro Homme editorial to round out your Friday: