Feeling V(aguely)Asian...

I threw on a choppy white-blonde wig, took off my top and commenced to hunching.

One drink too many and suddenly Steven Meisel has me brandishing a riding crop and thigh high tranny boots.

A rare moment of serenity...sometimes I wonder how I got here and upon drawing a complete and utter blank, hurl a cell phone at the nearest overweight underling just to feel whole again.


Oh Russian Vogue, much like my Russian billionaire boyfriend, I've been inside you naked too many times to count...

FACE Akimbo

AnA's favorite scissoring sister Freja Beha gives us a subtle turn-of-the-head on the latest Italian Vogue cover shot by Mr. Meisel. Under that white lace, diamond earings, and sensible gauze headwrap is a ferocious kitty-eating serpentine.

Oh, hello.

We haven't enjoyed Head this much since ... yesterday, when Anderson Cooper chained us in his Tribeca fire house! Anywho, with those pin thin legs and elegant pursed mouth, we're expecting a lot editorially from this seasoned hoofer! She gives a whole new meaning, after all, to "catwalking."

Feeling Peckish...

I stepped out for a little snack.

Break-My-Hymen Simon Akimbo / Vers in Versace

Apparently someone important has been reading our little blog, because our number one beau, Simon Nessman is just everywhere.

Meisel I'm looking at you...

Anniversary Akimbo // Black Biotch!

Remember the 'Black Issue' of Italian Vogue?

It sent the fashion world aflutter and AnA will never forget the epic snarling and hopping of the ferocious Sessilee Lopez and Mr. Meisel's commentary on race. Well, the issue broke out one year ago. In honor of that issue, which continues to sell well at magazine stores, take a look at the editor's hilarious July 2009 supplement: a hilarious homage to Black Barbie! AnA celebrates this landmark with our favorite story: Champagne Furs, starring Toccara's enormously gorgeous breasts!

What It Takes Akimbo // Manly Ladies

AnA loves 90s supermodel Kristen McMenamy, and her new Italian Vogue cover even more in that silver haired androgynous way. Here she is all atwist, ruffled and bent across the front of the magazine as shot by Steven Meisel.

Kristen's lithe features, strong square jaw and cropped hair seem to inspire all the hype around the new model Iris, the current American Vogue mannequin and former French Vogue gal. Mert and Marcus dragged her out a bit for this shot.

No one does it like Kristen but what does everyone think of Iris and that masculine hair? In our opinion, there is always room for another six foot, bone thing gender bender!

Toccara: Vogue Italia...A new supermodel is born...?