Settling: Akimbo Edition

Well it seems my efforts to break up Marc and Lorenzo have proven...well, fruitless. Apparently they were married in St. Barts. Some say it was a rehearsal. I say I could care less. Am I jealous? Obvi. Will I try to invade their conjugal bed then unceremoniously kick out Lorenzo the first chance I get? You betcha! Married or still engaged, I think we all know this will end up in gay divorce court. Let's just hope Marc had that chubby tart sign a pre-nup.

P.S. Is that the ghost of Robert Redford in the background?