Hunch Of The Day // Combative Concaves

Oops-There-Goes-My-Kids-All-Over-Your-Face Akimbo / Annie Get Your Gun

Hallowed Be Thy Mane / Frizz Out!

Icon of the Week: Last, but Certainly Liu

Flawless in Escada. Done.

Oops-There-Goes-My-Kids-All-Over-Your-Face Akimbo / Cowboy Take Me Away

The return of former Boyfriend of the Day - Ryan Schirra. Looking better than ever and already assuming the position... 

Lovely And The Liu-n

Boyfriend of the Day

Michael Lewis, 20-year old Israeli basketball player/model/actor/professional hottie...Mmm, the chosen people, indeed.

Dear Aspiring It-Girl, Taylor Momsen:

Eat something.

Love,
Armed & Akimbo

Oh hi...

Remember when everyone thought I was just a slutty airhead with a squeaky voice who'd do anything--and anyone--to get to the top? Well, look who's laughing now, bitches. This gal. Sure I may have sold my soul in return for this body, this career and these Brazilian ass/cheek implants, but it was nonetheless a worthwhile investment. Just look where my peers are: the Michaels, the Princes, the Whitneys, the Janets, even that cow Mimi. Victory. Suck it. Excuse me while I bask in the warm halogen glow of these flashbulbs and try not to think about my marriage falling apart and my kids inevitably hating me for using them as a prop and occasional publicity stunt. Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

Icon of the Week: All Dressed Up in Liu

I mean, really, though. If there was any justice in the world, Lucy Liu would have Cameron Diaz's career....and Cameron Diaz would be dead. Just look at this ensemble...sure it's probably from the ill-fated Lipstick Cashmere Mafia Jungle, but Liu pulls it off with her trademark style and cool. I just hope she got to keep the wardrobe. Also take into account that she's actually a talented actress and a grade-A fox, the other LL does it for me. Almost on a sexual level, but another dude would probably have to be there so I could get into it. You feel me, ladies? and by ladies, I clearly mean womanish men.

Perfection

Icon of the Week: Skip To The Liu, My Darling

Hunch Of The Day // Wrist Wrap

Icon of the Week: Liu is the New Black

Icon of the Week: Quintessence of a Movie Star

Every generation of moviegoers has their quintessential male movie star, one who embodies class and sophistication, wit and intelligence, sex appeal with a sly sense of humor. The archetype, no doubt, is Cary Grant, who taught every man how to wear a tux and be a gentleman without taking themselves too seriously.

Redford was his dashing successor, always stylish, always dreamy; whether in a worn pair of jeans or dressed to undress in his best Gatsby. And really, isn’t that what style is all about: the ability to pull off any look with confidence and poise?

Gentleman George and bff, Mr. Jolie-Pitt have followed in Bob’s Italian loafer footsteps, but who amongst this latest crop of young H’wood thespians will pick up the pocket square of refinement?


My bet is on little Jimmy Franco, already breaking hearts and making ladies--of both sexes--swoon. He’s got the charm, the talent, the looks and thankfully the comedic chops to do ole Cary proud.