Cola Rocha

Coco hasn't had that much coke near her face since...Saturday?

So Uncle Karl's coming out with his own line of diet soda, to which I ask, why the F not?
Does it make sense?
Of course not.
Do people who regularly drink soda even know who Karl Lagerfeld is?
Doubtful.
But you gotta give it to Koke and Carl; they'll do anything for a quick buck.
And that bottle is hilarious enough to warrant a taste, mixed with a healthy dose of vodka, natch.

Honestly...

I've been over Baptiste Giabiconi for a while. I get it, you're fucking Karl Lagerfeld, join the club.
But here she is giving her best Gaga drag and my interest is suddenly reawakened.

Sure, he looks a little (uncharacteristically) mannish, but no more so than the genuine article.
Other icons filtered through the Giabiconi lens include Prince, Jim Morrison and 50 Cent.

Again, in drag.

Why not? Strip him down and leave him for dead in 1971.

I love his commitment in donning drag for Gaga and wish he had shown similar commitment for Fiddy. As we all know, black face is always hilarious.