Cola Rocha

Coco hasn't had that much coke near her face since...Saturday?

So Uncle Karl's coming out with his own line of diet soda, to which I ask, why the F not?
Does it make sense?
Of course not.
Do people who regularly drink soda even know who Karl Lagerfeld is?
Doubtful.
But you gotta give it to Koke and Carl; they'll do anything for a quick buck.
And that bottle is hilarious enough to warrant a taste, mixed with a healthy dose of vodka, natch.