Avatar: The Madonna Story

There's airbrushing and then there's just creating a completely new person. And considering Madonna's barely real as it is, I can only imagine the lengths taken to fashion this latest incarnation. James Cameron himself could not have done a better job.

Deja Boo Akimbo

Meet Balenciaga Fall '09, with totally irrelevant and boring Jen Connelly:

Now, let's think back a season ago to MJ's Louis Vuitton campaign with the timeless Madge:

Anyone else experiencing a totally unsatisfying deja vu??

When did Balenciaga become a cheap man's Louis?

I do not see a purse on Ms. Connelly's arched foot... and I am not happy about it.

Bow Me! Akimbo

Here at AnA it should come as no surprise that, above all else, nothing puts a smile on our face more than a giant and fabulous bow. Pure adornment with absolutely no function. What could be better?? If I could I would just walk around every day wearing one giant bow.

While no one does it quite like Dior... our be-skirted sister Marc turned out some bow-tastic looks in the Vuitton collection.

Let's take a gander...

Ahhhhh yes! Give me a giant, slightly grotesque Minnie Mouse bow atop my head any day of the week... four on Thursday!

Now, make it pink!

That's more like it... Now,why not cinch that waist with a tasteful bow? 

Now, make it blue!

Gorgeous Akimbo // Freida Pinto

Freida. As an actress you burst onto the scene with Slumdog Millionaire. At the Oscars we were exhilarated by your inspired choice of gown: Galliano. As an ingenue you've made quite a high-cheekboned debut. And now this, your first cover:Gracing Indian Vogue, wearing Louis Vuitton, and looking absolutely stunning, Pinto is the sort of young actress Hollywood needs; unlike the ones we're saddled with. Keep up the Glam, girl.

Can You Handle It?

Louis Vuitton featuring Comme des Garcons

I think I may have peed. Just a little.