Oh hi...Supermodel Smackdown

-Coco.
-Chanel.
-You're looking typically bland.
-Well, what look are you going for dear, gypsy, tramp of thief?
-I think you've got the market cornered on tramps.
-Oh? And who was that little person you were posing with in Vogue?
-We're good friends, Tyga and I.
-Friends? Bitch please. Fashion has no sympathy or empathy.
-Auditioning to be a judge on Top Model...or a contestant.
-I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you, your outfit is too loud.
-Oh, look, it's my dear friend, Beyoncé. Excuse me, I have someone real to talk to.
-Real? The only thing real between the two of you is the horse you stole your weaves from.
-Kiss.
-Love you.

Smack My Bitch Up Akimbo

Obsessed killed at the box office and took in what movie "experts" called a "surprising" opening amount by slapping down over $28 million in ticket sales. Why so popular? Maybe it was the weaves, the fighting and the hair pulling? Oh, and executive producer/star Beyonce. Anyway, AnA LOVED the movie. Give her an Oscar!

OBSESSED Akimbo

Beyonce and her reddish weave share the screen with some white girl in Obsessed, which hits theaters this Friday. AnA hasn't been this excited since AUSTRALIA! flopped in its incorrectly punctuated glory. Take part in our semi-exclusive viewing in Chelsea this Friday at 7pm!

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