-Vogue continues to bores us with yet another unimaginative cover, featuring one of the most beautiful ladies in the world, and one of the few who can pull of haute couture; so let’s shoot her from the ribs up for one of the smallest September issues in recent memory
-Speaking of September issues, The September Issue premiered last Friday and we were treated to Anna Wintour pretending to be human for almost ten whole minutes.
-W, Vogue’s slutty sister publication, treated us to yet another Kate cover, this time fashion’s premier chameleon channels a sexy 70s kittenish look while thrusting in Prada.
-Whitney is BACK!
-Meanwhile, Out continues to vie for best American fashion mag with a brilliant Gaga spread, along with fringed baseball caps in its Shadow Play editorial and an issue near and dear to AnA’s alleged heart, gay dads in the adorable ‘Baby Daddy’
-Though there was no Black Issue to drool and gag over this year, i-D did treat us to this absolutely fierce cover featuring Chanel and Sessilee, (who provide about 90% of the fierceness), paired with Jourdan Dunn, of whose impending pregnancy we do NOT approve, and the hippy Arlenis Sosa, giving their best commercial smiles
-More Gaga, tittytastic in V
-Patron saint of black models, La Campbell, channels her wild side with an insane spread in the uniformly epic September issue of Harper’s, where she races, and presumably wins then eats, a cheetah. She's jumping rope with monkeys and riding a croc bareback...and you wonder why we hate U.S. Vogue;
other highlights include Susan Boyle getting a much needed and deserved makeover;
Aggy wanting to rock with us, channeling MJ in all her glory;
and our fave Gossip Gal, Leighton Meester bravely allowing herself to be aged 30 years – 40 year old Leighton is a fox, by the by
-Speaking of shows we can't wait to premiere in the fall, Glee busted all our windows.
-Speaking of September issues, The September Issue premiered last Friday and we were treated to Anna Wintour pretending to be human for almost ten whole minutes.
-W, Vogue’s slutty sister publication, treated us to yet another Kate cover, this time fashion’s premier chameleon channels a sexy 70s kittenish look while thrusting in Prada.
-Whitney is BACK!
-Though there was no Black Issue to drool and gag over this year, i-D did treat us to this absolutely fierce cover featuring Chanel and Sessilee, (who provide about 90% of the fierceness), paired with Jourdan Dunn, of whose impending pregnancy we do NOT approve, and the hippy Arlenis Sosa, giving their best commercial smiles
other highlights include Susan Boyle getting a much needed and deserved makeover;
-Speaking of shows we can't wait to premiere in the fall, Glee busted all our windows.
-Sadly, we lost Ted Kennedy and DJ AM recently this month, marking 2009 as perhaps the most tragic year in the world of celebriteé since Shakespeare in Love won the Best Picture Oscar 10 years earlier
-And in inconsequential news, PJ Runway debuted…we’re trying to get into it; Sweetface closed…Dereon, you’re next; and the Jennifers Aniston and Lopez (of the above named Sweetface fame) continue to be irrelevant, as seen by their covers of Elle and InStyle, respectively P.S. J'Aniston, what's with the crazy face?
Well, I feel caught up. Let’s snuggle up in Uncle ALT’s great cape and go yell comments at The September Issue then continue screaming to Whitney's "Million Dollar Bill." Can't deny the way that he's making me feel this way about HIS LOOOOOOOOVE! Everyone's back!!!
-And in inconsequential news, PJ Runway debuted…we’re trying to get into it; Sweetface closed…Dereon, you’re next; and the Jennifers Aniston and Lopez (of the above named Sweetface fame) continue to be irrelevant, as seen by their covers of Elle and InStyle, respectively P.S. J'Aniston, what's with the crazy face?
Well, I feel caught up. Let’s snuggle up in Uncle ALT’s great cape and go yell comments at The September Issue then continue screaming to Whitney's "Million Dollar Bill." Can't deny the way that he's making me feel this way about HIS LOOOOOOOOVE! Everyone's back!!!
