I'm Glad to See Someone's Working...

Because I'm certainly not. With this weather, do you blame me?

Luckily, Lara Stone is working enough for both of us. Here, the Dutch powerhouse is giving me everything I need in this Versus spot.

The hair is blowing, the face is running through fits of ecstasy and the body is contorting ad infinitum. Bitch is working overtime. Meanwhile, I'm off for a two hour stroll so I can blatantly ignore my real duties...whatever they may be.

Comparisons Akimbo // Tossin Tulle

Here is a page from a story shot by Camilla Akrans in the latest Chinese Vogue. Banged girl Anna Selezneva tosses her skirts up like no ones business against an early evening sun.

Her arm extension and expression evokes in AnA's opinion the Gucci Flora fragrance advertisement. Shot by Inez and Vinoodh, the image of Abbey Lee throwing up her boho gown is fun and summery and involves lots of arm. Too bad she probably smells like crap!

Smell Like Naomi Akimbo

Via our friends at WWD... previews of the new D&G fragrance advertisements. Supermodels of both genders giving face and skin. Except for Naomi, of a unique gender of her own and clothed in the shadows of her cheekbones. You better be at the MET gala! And all the girls are wearing short skirts so we can't wait for those gams to come out, it's been too long!

Leaf Blower Wanted Akimbo

Sometimes when Dolly loses herself in a field of expansive white blooms, she likes to pick one, hold it to her face, snort a petal and trip out on an orgasmic adventure. Or she just borrows some new Gucci perfume from Ms. Streisand to dab on her special spots. All in a day in the Akimbo loft!