I'm Glad to See Someone's Working...

Because I'm certainly not. With this weather, do you blame me?

Luckily, Lara Stone is working enough for both of us. Here, the Dutch powerhouse is giving me everything I need in this Versus spot.

The hair is blowing, the face is running through fits of ecstasy and the body is contorting ad infinitum. Bitch is working overtime. Meanwhile, I'm off for a two hour stroll so I can blatantly ignore my real duties...whatever they may be.

Beating a Dead Naked Horse Akimbo

LOVE rolled out 8 more covers of models in their haute couture birthday suits. They're like collectible baseball cards for gay kids!

Feeling Restless...

The ladies at AnA, Ms. Ross, Dolly and Ms. Streisand, threw on some head scarves, poured ourselves into graphic leggings and belted our trenches to seek out what the world had to offer.

Mouthed and Agape / Lard Lips

Finally a plus-size girl on the cover of W...

Queen Latifah Approves Akimbo

Our favorite high-fashion drag queens swagger in the latest Russian Vogue, vamping with pursed lips backstage at the Victorias Secret show in the tradition of former VS girl Tyrone. No words necessary; just enjoy.