Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Drag Race Akimbo: And the Winner Is...

As you should know if you're at all fabulous, season one (Dear Judy -- Please let there be another season. xoxo AnA) RuPaul's Drag Race, came to a close. And which queen came out on top?Obvi. The Lady Bebe Zahara Benet, the most fierce queen since the original supermodel of the world herself, shauntayed away with a clutch purse full of gifts and an eight-foot crown worthy of a true queen. Don't act surprised, bitch was giving serious face and body from day one, and as soon as she threw on that leopard cat suit and eighty pound Chaka Khan wig, the die had been cast. Still Miss Nina Flowers worked it while Ongina was robbed by that goofy-footed train wreck, Glasscock.

As soon as it was over, we were treated to the reunion special, bringing back all the girls for some closure and general shade-throwing (Shannel: I didn't lose to you, I left. I just wanted you to know that). Tempers and wigs were already riding high when Ru brought out the judges for some face time with the ladies. After so much bleating and weeing from the likes of Tammie Brown and Channel about how much negativity was thrown their way, Ru had the biggest blow-up from one diva mentor to a diva mentee since Tyra yelled at that limp-haired hood rat Tiffany in cycle 4 of Top Model.

Claws in, girls, Motha does not take that kind of back-sass. I can't wait to see everyone on the red carpet when they accept their much-deserved Best Reality Competition Emmy. If there's any justice in this mixed up, tranny-loving world, it'll happen...

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