Monday, March 16, 2009

We Always Wondered Why There Were No Short Models...

Now it becomes clear -- they're kind of belligerent. Tyra's "concern" over the events is heart-tugging, isn't it? Can't you see her sitting on her throne of dilapidated stilettos and discarded Top Model contestants, wearing a fat suit and ballet flats to show her empathy for nothing and no one in particular, clutching that Daytime Emmy for dear life, mopping up her diamonique tears with a strand of stray weave? Then, noticing a camera in shooting distance, smiling with her eyes so that they catch the light just so, and assuming an angular pose thus making it fashion? So much compassion.

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