Thursday, September 18, 2008

Oh hi...

Ms. Franklin. So good to see you! Yes, I know I look a bit shocked, but this is actually the way my hair is supposed to look...
Sweet of you coming all the way out to Washington just for skinny, I mean little, old me. Why yes I adore your dress Aretha. Sorry, I mean maam. I know maam : R-E-S-P-E-C-T. How could I forget?

No! Varying shades of yellow are slimming on you dear. And that asymetrical bust line is doing wonders for your figure. Oh and that weave! Stunning! You look like a younger, slimmer Beyonce. No, honestly you do Ms. Franklin.

Oh you like this old frock - how sweet of you. It's actually the dress I intended to wear to marry Mr. Gordy, but you know how that went... hahahahahaha

who dat