Remember when Akimbo pondered Beyonce's sudden interest in Gareth Pugh and all things golden and gloved? With the January issue of Elle (which is French for "uninspired," if you didn't know), all is revealed: Beyonce posing in a hot Pugh bodysuit with "edgy" eye makeup.
The spread was so avant garde (which is French for "narcolepsy," if you didn't know) it also included this really insane shot:
Is she leaving? ON AIR? Why not pop out a boob while you're at it?