The Calvin Klein show dazzled us AnA girls -- we sat front row, two seats from that pre-teen blogging whore and sadly out of clawing range-- with tons of black and muted tones on cool shoulders but no Lyndsey Scott, the New Jersey native who stomped out this Spring as the first black Calvin exclusive. With Shena Moulton in the lineup and 90s supermodels Stella Tenant, Kristen McMenamy and Kristy Hume as muse, we forgive Francisco for his lack of diversity!
Miss Moulton went ponytail-t0-ponytail with 90s supes!
The Row designers dazzled the 176 super-VIP invitees -- Ms. Streisand gave a pity wave to Tila Tequila, shunned outside the venue before she was stoned to death by Grace Coddington -- with an epically minimalistic collection in mostly black that was pieced together by an army of tiny goblin hands.
Kudos to DVF for picking all mannequin types for her cute, flouncy, expectedly wearable presentation. The casting included:
...boring white girls...
...black girls (hey girl hey!)...
...asians...
...blasians...
...blatinasians...
...dots...
...supermodels...
...new girls (who dat?)...
...too many Canadians...
...VS Angels...
...bones...
...perfection caught in a ground-tilted stare...
...and of course Ms. Ross herself, in her singular runway appearance. She knocked Naomi right off the catwalk! Work! Maybe they'll let more ethnics in at Lincoln Center!
