NYFW Fall 2010 Recap : MIchael Kors - Luxe Life

Michael Kors apparently endangered numerous species while hunting and skinning them alive (with his bare hands) for his Fall 2010 collection. And I can't imagine that those animals would have wanted it any other way. What's romping about unbothered in your natural habitat when you ca be paraded down the runway on the bony backs of Karlie Kloss and Chanel Iman?

A fur skirt? Please, give me fur everything. We're all dying soon anyway, let's just skin everything and wear it in anticipation for the Apocalypse. I, for one, am gunning for a Kardashian .

Oh, those dead foxes, minks and whatever have you. They're the real heroes.

AnA's NYFW Lookbook: Day 3: Snow! Head! Girl! Friend!

Since New York has apparently become a mountain town and will be covered in four feet of snow by noon, the ladies of AnA have bundled up in preparation of what will nevertheless be a hectic day.

As I am from a tropical climate, though at this point Montreal could be considered tropic in comparison, I have opted for Fall '10 Moncler Gamme Bleu because I do NOT fuck around with this shit.


Usually I am not one for practicality, but our old friend Thom Browne can even make ski wear fun. I'm also wearing this underneath.

Just for kicks.

Ms. Streisand, desiring a pop of color in all this neutral white, chose to stalk out of her apartment this morning in Fall '09 Michael Kors, paired with Prada wellingtons and a Mizrahi bag hat.

Depth, warmed over.

Meanwhile, Dolly, brave soul she is -- Gaga bless her, amidst warnings from Babs and myself, decided to throw caution to the gusting wind and venture out in he favorite pair of Nina Ricci tranny pumps.


She hasn't reported into the loft as of yet, but she's a resilient gal from hardy stock. If we don't hear from her within the hour, we'll send out a search party of resourceful lesbians (are there any other kind?) to dig her out from the avalanche no doubt caused by the loud clopping of her nonexistent heels.

Cryptkeeping Akimbo

Our Lady Obama resuscitates Nancy Regan for a special White House luncheon while wearing a Gap striped shirt, a Gap floral cardigan, and a white Michael Kors skirt.

Stripes under florals is a bold way to mix prints for a First Lady, and it works because the colors match and doesn't look stodgy. We don't really like the cardigan nor the shirt much on their own, but together it creates a nice graphic look.

Checkin' In Akimbo

Hi Michelle! Hope you liked the Mother's Day basket we sent you. But who doesn't love chocolate rum balls? Anyway, you've been looking AMAZING lately! Here you are traipsing across your lawn in silver flats and a yellow floral cardigan by Liz Claiborne. Loving the baby daddy.

You looked superb at that MET ribbon cutting the other day in that whimsical purple get-up by AnA's newest resurrected godfather Isaac Mizrahi.

That corset! That impossibly appropriate hair! You cinched your Michael Kors with a laced-up Peter Soronen. Immaculately sleek, so well done.

Our favorite First Lady Look? The Azzedine you broke out to give a speech/steal the Kennedy thunder. It's a modernized black, you carry so well a modified Puritan collar, and AnA wouldn't be surprised if you whipped out a laser gun!

And check out those guns! Squeeze the spotlight out of her!