Showing posts with label ANTM. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ANTM. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

"Something That Would Pop on TV"


AnA's patron saint, and once the paternity test comes back, birth mother, Madame André Leon Talley will grace the airwaves in 13 subtle Chado Ralph Rucci cloaks. "Something that would pop on TV", as opposed to his everyday wear.

The occasion is suitably epic as he has deigned to appear on America's Next Top Model, or as we like to call it here at the AnA loft, Yelling Nonsensical Things at Skinny Girls and/or Smiling with Your Eyes with Ty Ty Banks.

The show, it seems, has finally stepped up its game and so has Mr. Banks. As she told WWD, “I am wearing a chignon every single day. I went back to Yves Saint Laurent 1991, honey. I said, ‘This is André Leon Talley! No earrings, no nothing. Just me and the gahhment.’”

Well at least she recognizes the serious coup she's pulled off. I can't say I'll miss those unflattering weaves and wigs, especially since Wendy Williams is still on the air.

As for the winner of this show actually living up to the show's lofty title and appearing in Vogue, (besides in an Olay ad, natch) well, Talley puts it this way: [T]hat’s not my decision, that’s Ms. Wintour’s."

In other words , Hell to the No.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Remember When...

...I was hopped up on glue from sticking on the millions of little sequins on my bodysuit in preparation for Fashion Week?

Mom's feelin' woozy.

In other news, this is still happening:


Remember When an ANTM Winner Landed a McQueen Campaign?


Well, you will now, kids.

In other news, Karlie Kloss will be stomping down the runway for Lauren Conrad's line, whatever the hell that's called.
Coco Rocha has landed a deal to be the new face of K-Mart.
Raquel Zimmerman will no longer be jumping in Vogue, but in Lucky.
And Chanel Iman is a Victoria's Secret model...

Monday, March 16, 2009

We Always Wondered Why There Were No Short Models...


Now it becomes clear -- they're kind of belligerent. Tyra's "concern" over the events is heart-tugging, isn't it? Can't you see her sitting on her throne of dilapidated stilettos and discarded Top Model contestants, wearing a fat suit and ballet flats to show her empathy for nothing and no one in particular, clutching that Daytime Emmy for dear life, mopping up her diamonique tears with a strand of stray weave? Then, noticing a camera in shooting distance, smiling with her eyes so that they catch the light just so, and assuming an angular pose thus making it fashion? So much compassion.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

The Redemption

Before...

After...



Thursday, June 26, 2008

Tyra Mail : America's Next Top Shoe Model



I knew when we gave you that buzz cut that your head would be the perfect canvas on which to model shoes.

Right again...

Work it out girl!!

Put Her in Italian Vogue!


xoxo
Tyra

Friday, June 6, 2008

Name That Slut

You can't hide behind that dyed, jet-black pixie cut. Or even your poorly chosen fake pseudonym.
Mama never forgets her babies.
xoxo
Tyra

who dat