Monday, July 26, 2010
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Karlie Kloss Has a Gun...
And she's not afraid to use it.
Kloss continues to channel classic film noir femme fatales, as seen here in the recent Gaultier HC show in Paris. And let's not forget her dead on Betty Bacall for Dior:
Kloss continues to channel classic film noir femme fatales, as seen here in the recent Gaultier HC show in Paris. And let's not forget her dead on Betty Bacall for Dior:
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Dior,
Jean Paul Gaultier,
Karlie Kloss,
Ms. Ross
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
A&F Still Masquerading as a Clothing Company
Despite its lack of clothes.
Frail, mustachioed men hiding in the corners of darkened movie theaters: rejoice!. The A&F Quarterly is back!
After depriving the world for seven years of their well-muscled male models in homoerotic situations, Abercrombie is once again displaying firm, bare man asses, but with an occasional girl thrown in to spice things up.
And who should be at the helm but that professional ass-grabber, and fairy godmother to the girls at AnA, Bruce Weber?
After depriving the world for seven years of their well-muscled male models in homoerotic situations, Abercrombie is once again displaying firm, bare man asses, but with an occasional girl thrown in to spice things up.
And who should be at the helm but that professional ass-grabber, and fairy godmother to the girls at AnA, Bruce Weber?
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Abercrombie,
Bruce Weber,
Ms. Ross,
naked men
Monday, July 5, 2010
Fonda Memories
My favorite movie about a hooker with a heart of gold (fuck you Julia), Klute, gets the Vogue Nippon treatment with professional lamppost, Freja Beha Erichsen in the lead role. And...this can't be right...it's shot by Terry Richardson...? That voyeur visionary and in all reality, total perv? Well I'll be darned. Who's been teaching tricks to that old dog?
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Freja,
Ms. Ross,
Terry Richardson,
Vogue Nippon
Heterosexual Coupling Never Looked So Good
Chameleon/nouveau supermodel/Philly bitch, Sessilee Lopez and the latest target of my stalker's night vision binoculars, Wendell Lissimore, burn up this editorial from The Contributing Editor.
First Grace Jones, now Iman. I want this girl channeling every black female (and the occasional male) model of the past 50 years. And after those five minutes are over, I want her jumping in American Vogue.
I love the tongue on the left, so why play hard to get on the right? Starts ta poppin' those balloons, girl!
I'm secretly a big fan of preppy clothing and this has inspired me to come out of that particular closet. Every other one having had its door broken off the hinges ages ago.
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Contributing Editor,
Grace Jones,
i-D,
Iman,
Ms. Ross,
Sessilee Lopez,
Wendell Lissimore
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Who Let Lester Out of Her Cage? Akimbo
Where am I? I don't need this fur - throw it on the floor! Now, look at all this skin darling, look at all of this lavender draped skin. You just can't handle it. I can't even look at it in this headpiece Gaga borrowed from me last week. Oh well, I'll just give them so leg...
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by Barbara,
Grace Jones,
Lady Gaga,
Lester
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Breakfast at Tiffany's, Bombing at Barney's ... Akimbo
Let's talk about ... reading. It's summer, kids, and with booty shorts and Soon Yi's visa renewal comes the Armed and Akimbo book club! First up is a super VIP event tonight for the thrilling new novel American Subversive, which in the span of three caffeine pills takes on the "new" Manhattan scene (do you know where Weehawken is?), the "new" media, domestic terrorism, fabulous department stores and most importantly trashy Meatpacking whores.
The book also reveals bloggers for who we REALLY are: intelligent, inquisitive, enterprising, courageous, unique, talented ... wait where am I?
The book also reveals bloggers for who we REALLY are: intelligent, inquisitive, enterprising, courageous, unique, talented ... wait where am I?
52 Prince St.
7:00 pm
7:00 pm
Why read it, when there are oodles of Vogues, Ws, Outs, Interviews, GQs and Butts that demand taloned page-throughs? Well, first and possibly most important, us AnA girls are a tad attracted to the hot author.
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by Dolly,
Gisele,
Italian Vogue,
Korean Vogue,
Summer Reading
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Monday, May 3, 2010
Maggie, Am I Floating?
If so, I'm going to use my Laboutins to pierce whatever balloon is keeping me mid-air so I can fall face down onto this delicious piece!
Johannes, can you hear me?
Johannes, can you hear me?
I like my bird roasted. No wait. Undercooked. Moist. Perhaps a little ... unplucked. With the head attached. Are those ... Swallow? With a nice ... Bearnaise sauce. Thanks, Made in Brazil. Soon Yi is bringing us home early.
Friday, April 30, 2010
The Fern Is Always Greener
Or Absence of Mallis...
Bespectacled visionary and reality show alum, Fern Mallis is catwalking from IMG to start her own company. The fashion world heaves a collective sigh. Then passes out from the extra exertion.
Bespectacled visionary and reality show alum, Fern Mallis is catwalking from IMG to start her own company. The fashion world heaves a collective sigh. Then passes out from the extra exertion.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Feeling Conjugal...
I chased down a baby ostrich, killed it with my bare hands, plucked some ass feathers and threw it on a hat just in time for my wedding to one Ms. Enrique Martin.
He cried tears of joy when he saw me...or that might have been because I videotaped the murder and put it on repeat as a slideshow projected over his head for the entire ceremony.
It was a really beautiful and classy affair.
He cried tears of joy when he saw me...or that might have been because I videotaped the murder and put it on repeat as a slideshow projected over his head for the entire ceremony.
It was a really beautiful and classy affair.
Some Promises Are Obviously Meant to Be Broken
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