Remember When an ANTM Winner Landed a McQueen Campaign?

Well, you will now, kids.

In other news, Karlie Kloss will be stomping down the runway for Lauren Conrad's line, whatever the hell that's called.
Coco Rocha has landed a deal to be the new face of K-Mart.
Raquel Zimmerman will no longer be jumping in Vogue, but in Lucky.
And Chanel Iman is a Victoria's Secret model...

McQueen Marvels

Once again, I'm blown away by McQueen.
The intertwining snakes on Raquel's tiny, writhing tranny body and those neon tortoise shell heels?! C'mon!
This is easily the most visually striking ad campaign of this season and I'm deeply in love with it.
So much so that I plan on renting a studio space in this ad and live there until I overdose on whatever happens to pass by my nose in the next few months.

Strip-Jean Akimbo

Strip! AnA revels in our appreciation of the May French Vogue -- we mentioned it here, here and here -- by turning to Herr Jeurgen Teller's breastastic celebration of jean booty skirts and legs stacked atop sky high heels. And remember, a pursed lip looks best when curtained by wavy blond hair. It's almost summer, kids!

In The News Akimbo // Vogue Cover

The May 2009 cover of American Vogue has a lineup of "The Faces Of The Moment." Love the return of models, all smiling with their eyes. If I see Sienna Miller or Renee Zellweger in this rag again I'll scream. Anyway, here is the main front followed by a shot of the other girls on the fold-out.

Very 60s, Bardot tossled hair here, and soft makeup to die for.

Surpises in the line-up include Lara Stone's presence and Chanel Iman's absence. It's very commercial pretty. I'm counting: 3 Brazilians, 2 Russians, one German, one Brit, one Pole and one Ethiopian. Nothing to write home about, but no American models for American Vogue?

Elle Brazil Akimbo // Neigh?

At AnA we truly appreciate a horse face, so take a gander at a double whammy: Raquel Zimmerman and stallions! Thigh!

Liya Kebede WORK // Lanvin Peek!

Girl you have been the tallest, skinniest, most elegant thing on the catwalk for almost 10 years now and it's like, where are the campaigns? Where are the studio editorials shot by Demarchelier? Lord and Taylor and Estee Lauder are too commercial for those proportions. Plus you make Zimmerman look like a tranny.

MOVE // Raquel in French Vogue

Walk down that street! Irony and protest look best in motion!