Curiouser and Curiouser Akimbo

Promotional images from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland were recently released and AnA's already on board thanks to the pale blonde locks on pale newly blonde Anne Hathaway as the White Queen with a bold lip and undyed brow. Ethereal and edgy, in that mid-90s Drew Barrymore kind of way.

And then there's this tranny.

Oh Johnny. You can never do any wrong, particularly when you're called on to play a heavily made-up eccentric with a heart of crazy, hay-spun gold. You've had us in your pocket since Jump(!), 21 Jump St(!).

Alice is played by relative nobody, Mia Wasikowska. She's Australian so she'll probably be fucking huge.

Oh, look how tiny she is. Visual irony!

Rounding out the cast is Burton muse and longtime fiancée, the divine Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen, sporting a massive head and Clara Bow lips. She's also giving some serious Bette Davis in The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex, but with less forehead and more whore make-up.

Needless to say, heads will roll.