Thursday, July 23, 2009

Oh hi...

Hello America!

As the original black Barbie, I feel it my duty, nay, my privilege…no, my duty…definitely duty…to be a role model for young girls everywhere. Be they thin, or slim, svelte or trim, I want to touch on all corners of society…just as long as they don’t touch me back.

However, I am strictly for display. If you open the package and mess up my hair, this lady's going to sing the blues all over your fucking face. This is a Bob Mackie.
Sequined bodysuit, spare wigs, faceless back-up singers and Michael Jackson’s illegitimate children sold separately.

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