Wednesday, March 3, 2010

You Can't Teach an Old Bitch New Tricks

Naomi is at it again. Thank God.
The super has allegedly attacked the driver of her Russian billionaire boyfriend, after he refused to tell her if the Commie was cheating on her.
Meanwhile, I'm sitting at work crying over my bank account.
When the authorities came to the scene, Naomi had already sprinted off in her stilettos.
The cops are now on the search for her and one can only guess she's already fled the country and is hiding out at Papa Azzedine's til this ugly mess blows over.
All I can say is, at least someone still knows how to be a supermodel. Long live the Queen!

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