Monday, February 1, 2010

Oh Hey Y'all

Yeah, I barely knew I was here either. I snuck in through the kitchen! Then security mistook me for a member of the Zach Brown Band, so I got stuck in the back with a bunch of nobodies. This show was so borin'. I'm never comin' to the American Music Awards again. What's that? The Grammys?! Now who's the high one? Taylor Swift winning Album of the Year? Sounds like the AMAs to me, y'all. Meanwhile, Zach Brown's lookin' all kinds of scrumptious and I haven't had a nibble in hours. Pardon me!

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