I'd like to thank you again for giving me these impossibly high cheekbones, pillowy lips, gorgeous deep-set brown eyes, divine bone structure, and of course, these PERFECT curly locks. Although it's hard being this utterly perfect (these queens backstage fawning over me is getting somewhat tired) I feel up to the challenge. I promise to spread my beauty far and wide.I vow to saunter down the runways of the world as long as these legs will carry me. I hope to give pleasure to the thousands who touch themselves at the sight of my boyish pecs. I dedicate the boatloads of spilled seed to you.
In the name of our savior, Naomi, Amen.