Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Beyoncé + Mugler Redux Akimbo

Alleged fashion mag and center of that Devil Wears Prada meets Ugly Betty reject, Running in Heels, Marie Claire has Super B aka Sasha Fierce on the cover of their June issue. Said cover is just...well, wrong.



The make-up or the hair or the lighting -- perhaps all three -- conspire to present B at her most unfierce. And what is that limp hand on hip? It's almost as if she's one of those tarted up baby pageant queens who's being forced to pose by their overbearing stage mother who insists on living vicariously through them as they have no talent of their own...oh wait. Anyhoo, thankfully inside we're treated to this Mugler-clad gem:


Punch out those haters! Hair thrust! Knee up and onward, ho!

We also ran across these images, which are new to us. Where have these been all our lives?




I don't know about you, but Ms. Ross is definitely wearing that motorcycle top to the beach this summer. I suggest you get out of my way -- I am driving faster than you can go.

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