AnA has been sitting on this-- stop laughing! -- for a couple days without any idea how to address it. So here are the pictures in question: Posh, her charcoal makeup, ponytail, Emporio Armani lingerie, giant posters, mouth agape.
Can she get more perfect? She's not even a model! She looks better than most models! Is this all it takes, a diet of two green tea bags a day, to land one of the hottest men in the world? AnA has subsisted on rice cakes for years and we look like absolute cows in our lacy underwire ... where did we go wrong?